Those Naughty Victorians

Victorian porn entertains me.

vensuberg:

This rather ordinary photo (posted today) is notable for its background. There is a reproduction of a bust by Franz Xaver Messerscmidt on th table behind the figures. Most of M.’s works have similar bizarre expressions leading to suspicion that he himself might have been mentally ill. The original is reproduced below the erotica. Interestingly, the reproduction seems to have been at least partially polychromed, an unusual practice at the time (1880s?), or at least one that violates the common art historical understanding of the taste of that period (derived from Schinkel’s preference for the white marble of Greek statues, which in antiquity had all been covered in wax and painted, etc.).

vensuberg asked: I have the answer to your question about the statue bust in the background you posted today. For reasons best known to itself, tumbler won't let me post a link here, but look at my post of the picture in the first row of my January archive.

Ooo neat thanks. 

what the fuck

Anonymous asked: Have you ever come across any victorian pegging? or women putting objects of any kind into men's asses?

I have not. And this makes me sad. The closest thing I’ve seen is the second picture in this set, which is a jokingly done thing.

Alas. Maybe someday I will find photographic evidence for Victorian pegging. It must have happened somewhere.

Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie.

Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.

Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie.

Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.

There’s a lot to talk about in this picture, from the delightfully awkward posing to the her fantastic hairdo to his gorgeous shoes, but I think my favorite part of the whole thing is the lone testicle rising like a hesitant forest creature from the bottom of his open fly.
It’s alright, little testicle. You can come out and play. We’re friendly here, we promise.

There’s a lot to talk about in this picture, from the delightfully awkward posing to the her fantastic hairdo to his gorgeous shoes, but I think my favorite part of the whole thing is the lone testicle rising like a hesitant forest creature from the bottom of his open fly.

It’s alright, little testicle. You can come out and play. We’re friendly here, we promise.

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xxxabbynormalxxx asked: I always forget that I follow you and without fail your posts will appear whenever I am near elderly relatives.

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Not gonna lie, this gives me great joy. 

theladycheeky:

.@Stoya can’t give talks in high schools, because she makes porn films. If she could, here’s what she’d say about respecting other people’s boundaries during sex.
A person’s first condom, strap-on, or lacy thong doesn’t come with a pamphlet explaining active consent. Tampon companies don’t print statements on the back of their boxes encouraging teenagers to express their desires and ask for the desires of their sexual partners. Someone should do something about this. It would be extremely inappropriate for me to march into high schools and begin expounding upon communication, respecting other people’s limits, and taking responsibility for expressing your own. What I can do is expound upon some basic guidelines on the internet and hope the core concepts trickle down. 
So, here they are: 
1. Ask the people you will be having sex with what their preferences and limits are. This fosters active consent and encourages communication. 
2. In order for a sexual partner to be able to give you what you want, you have to tell them what your desires are. A sexual partner can’t respect your limits if you don’t express them. 
3. It is completely OK to retract your consent during a sex act. You can say that something is more intense than you thought it would be and you are no longer OK with it. If you do not speak up your partner(s) have no guaranteed way of knowing that you are unhappy or uncomfortable. 
4. If a sexual partner says something hurts, uses a “safe word” or other signal to communicate that they want the sexual interaction to stop, or just looks unhappy, freaked out, or generally not OK, you need to stop what you’re doing and check in with them.
5. If your partner(s) are drunk or high, their ability to consent is questionable. If they’ve previously expressed distaste for anal sex and are slurring “Fuck my asshole” you should politely decline and bring the subject up later when they’re sober. This applies to any sexual act that you have not previously engaged in with this person. 
6. As a general rule, don’t penetrate an orifice, pee, vomit, or bleed on someone, or slap them around without discussing the act first. 
7. If your sexual partner(s) express a limit or ask for something to stop and you do not respect it, you are stepping onto a scale that ranges from “jerk” to “full-on rapist”. Personally, I don’t want to be on that scale at all, and I don’t want to engage in sexual activity with anyone who does hang out on that scale. 
8. If one of your sexual partners steps on to the jerk-to-full-on rapist scale, call them out on it. You have the right to end the sexual activity you are engaged in and to decline sexual activity with them in the future. There you are. If any condom companies want to use those bits on their wrappers, hit me up.
-Stoya
Originally published in: New Statesman.To read the entire article, CLICK below:
http://www.newstatesman.com/voices/2014/01/if-you-dont-want-say-no-porn-stars-guide-sexual-consent
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theladycheeky:

.@Stoya can’t give talks in high schools, because she makes porn films. If she could, here’s what she’d say about respecting other people’s boundaries during sex.

A person’s first condom, strap-on, or lacy thong doesn’t come with a pamphlet explaining active consent. Tampon companies don’t print statements on the back of their boxes encouraging teenagers to express their desires and ask for the desires of their sexual partners. Someone should do something about this. It would be extremely inappropriate for me to march into high schools and begin expounding upon communication, respecting other people’s limits, and taking responsibility for expressing your own. What I can do is expound upon some basic guidelines on the internet and hope the core concepts trickle down. 

So, here they are: 

1. Ask the people you will be having sex with what their preferences and limits are. This fosters active consent and encourages communication. 

2. In order for a sexual partner to be able to give you what you want, you have to tell them what your desires are. A sexual partner can’t respect your limits if you don’t express them. 

3. It is completely OK to retract your consent during a sex act. You can say that something is more intense than you thought it would be and you are no longer OK with it. If you do not speak up your partner(s) have no guaranteed way of knowing that you are unhappy or uncomfortable. 

4. If a sexual partner says something hurts, uses a “safe word” or other signal to communicate that they want the sexual interaction to stop, or just looks unhappy, freaked out, or generally not OK, you need to stop what you’re doing and check in with them.

5. If your partner(s) are drunk or high, their ability to consent is questionable. If they’ve previously expressed distaste for anal sex and are slurring “Fuck my asshole” you should politely decline and bring the subject up later when they’re sober. This applies to any sexual act that you have not previously engaged in with this person. 

6. As a general rule, don’t penetrate an orifice, pee, vomit, or bleed on someone, or slap them around without discussing the act first. 

7. If your sexual partner(s) express a limit or ask for something to stop and you do not respect it, you are stepping onto a scale that ranges from “jerk” to “full-on rapist”. Personally, I don’t want to be on that scale at all, and I don’t want to engage in sexual activity with anyone who does hang out on that scale. 

8. If one of your sexual partners steps on to the jerk-to-full-on rapist scale, call them out on it. You have the right to end the sexual activity you are engaged in and to decline sexual activity with them in the future. There you are. If any condom companies want to use those bits on their wrappers, hit me up.

-Stoya

Originally published in: New Statesman.
To read the entire article, CLICK below:

http://www.newstatesman.com/voices/2014/01/if-you-dont-want-say-no-porn-stars-guide-sexual-consent

Follow Stoya on Tumblr: http://stoya.tumblr.com

Follow Stoya on Twitter: @stoya

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